Vital organs are not so vital

A few days ago I decided to take advantage of the sub-interesting raiding content and level an alt. A Rogue I chose (wise choice!). She's been great fun to pvp with whilst leveling, I confirm Rogues are OP.

During the quest grind process I started to ponder the accuracy of some of these collection quests. I.e. "Bring me 14 bear livers." Not that this is a big deal and it does not effect the game for me at all. It's just something funny to think about. I guess that bear had no liver...?

Upon killing my quest mobs I noticed that not all mobs have vital organs such as livers, tongues etc. This can be easily ignored by realizing that if this was RL, an orc with two swords will rip the fuck out of a bear and leave nothing but a bloody pulp on the grass or take out a gun and shoot that cunt in the face; maybe that was Blizzard's loophole when designing the game; WoW is not RL.

But, I recently completed a quest that asked me to acquire 20 UNPOPPED spider eyes. This specification made me feel a lot better. It tells me that not every mob is guaranteed to drop an eye and/or  I may have damaged the item while killing the mob turning it into pulposus um... pulp. Why havn't Blizzard added an extra adjective or two for all collection quests in order to squash any confusion? It's simple. Perhaps it's too simple to have any attention brought to it.

What can I say? My mind wanders to ammusing places. I'm going to hunt down bears irl with The Dawg bounty hunter. BEAR MACE BRAH!